Sex Appeal
Deciding which characters in the Xenaverse are the sexiest is a tough call. After all, we all have different tastes and interests. While some of us may want to run our fingers through lolaus' golden locks, others may prefer the short, sexy style of Ares; and whichever of Xena or Gabrielle takes your fancy may depend on your preference for hair colour or whether you're more into powerful, dominant women or creative, peace-loving girls.
We've studied long and hard, pouring over your letters and comments and examining all the characters on screen to establish their best and worst qualities, to bring you Xena Magazine's guide to the sexiest characters in the Known World.
Official Xena Magazine: Issue 23
Incredible Hunks
Let’s hear it for the sexiest guys in Xena and Hercules…
5. Autolycus
Completely untrustworthy, not to mention selfish and the type of man who would sell his granny for the right price, Autolycus could charm bees from honey. Cocky and confident, this ladies’ man is never short of a good chat up line. A real Mr Smooth.
Sex appeal: 9/10
Partner material: 3/10
Things not to say on a first date: “Have you ever thought about settling down, getting married and having a few kids?”
4. Cupid
He could play cupid with me anytime, even though he does spend most of his time playing matchmaker, which could lead to jealousy and insecurity… And of course there’s the problem of him being a bit of a mummy’s boy. I mean, would you want Aphrodite for a mother-in-law?!
Sex appeal: 9/10
Partner material: 6/10
Things not to say on a first date: “My, that’s a big bow and arrow you have there.”
3. Joxer
Okay, so Joxer isn’t exactly your stereotypical sex god. But let’s face it, the man is cute in an adorable ‘boy-next-door’ type of war. He’s the kind of man your mum would love you to take home, marry and have a few kids with. He’s honest, trustworthy and dependable. And some people find those qualities extremely attractive.
Sex appeal: 6/10
Partner material: 8/10
Things not to say on a first date: “I thought you and Gabrielle made a perfect couple.”
2. Hercules
It’s the hair, isn’t it? You either find a man with long hair sexy or you don’t. So, although Herc isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, there’s no denying that the man has that certain something. Strong, reliable and compassionate, Hercules is a perfect catch - especially now that he’s got a decent haircut?
Sex appeal: 8/10
Partner material: 8/10
Things not to say on a first date: “Could you maybe get me Iolaus’ number?”
1. Ares
A man’s man, Ares has a real way with the ladies. Supremely confident, he knows he looks fantastic. Even wearing the attire of a farmer, rather than the usual black leather, he still manages to look sexy. Oh, and the goatee is sooo cute. There’s no denying Ares is a real stud - never mind God of War, ‘Sex God’ is more apt!
Sex appeal: 10/10
Partner material: 4/10
Things not to say on a first date: It’s just best not to mention Xena. He’s crazy about her and, let’s face it, you just wouldn’t be able to compete
SIDEBAR: On The Sidelines
Here are a few of the guys who almost made it into the top five…
Iolaus
He’s not your typical Adonis, but Iolaus has a good heart and is the first to come to the aid of a damsel in distress. If you like a bit of rough, he’s definitely your man!
Caesar
For a man who desperately needs a hair cut, Caesar makes a rather attractive and irresistible package. He’s cute, self-confident and very powerful. Oh, and rich! The perfect combination.
Jett
Jett is sort of a cross between brother Joxer and that other loveable rogue and con man, Autolycus. He’s dangerous and exciting - everything Joxer isn’t.
Marcus
Marcus is a bit of a rogue, but underneath that manly exterior he has a good, kind heart. And given that a woman like Xena is never short of admirers, Marcus must be something special to capture her heart…
Sexy Sirens
There's stiff competition amongst Xena's lovely ladies. So who's the sexiest of them all?
5. Eve
A feisty young woman, though not as striking to look at as her mother, Eve and Xena have a tremendous amount in common: they both have gorgeous dark hair and a dangerous and unpredictable nature. Oh, and they also have similar taste in men - lucky old Ares!
Sex appeal: 7/10
Partner material: 2/10
Things not to say on a first date: “I’ve never gone out with a cold-blooded killer before.”
4. Aphrodite
Goddess by name, goddess by nature, Aphrodite is sexy with a capital ‘S’. And boy does she know it - and flaunt it. Mischievous and interfering, the Goddess of Love she may be, but she wouldn’t know true love if it came up and bit her on her oh-so-perfectly-formed bum!
Sex appeal: 10/10
Partner material: 2/10
Things not to say on a first date: “Looks are so superficial, don’t you think?”
3. Callisto
Blonde and bubbly, with curves in all the right places, Callisto’s a real page 3 pin-up girl. But while this lusty lass may look the business in leather and simply ooze sex appeal, she’s got a serious screw loose. Dating her would be seriously bad for your health.
Sex appeal: 9/10
Partner material: 0/10
Things not to say on a first date: You’ll probably be too afraid to get to the talking stage…
2. Gabrielle
The moment Gabby got her long blonde hair cut shorter, she shed her innocent, fresh-faced girl next door look and became, well, incredibly sexy. But Gabrielle has the worst luck with men. It just makes you want to give her a great big hug. She’s the Bridget Jones of Ancient Greece, and she keeps a diary of sorts too.
Sex appeal: 9/10
Partner material: 8/10
Things not to say on a first date: “Have you had many lasting relationships?”
1. Xena
The complete package: smart, stunningly attractive, with a body to die for - not to mention perfect cheekbones and gorgeous, silky hair! Yes, Xena has it all. She looks better in leather than anyone in Ancient Greece, but then she’d look pretty amazing in a hessian sack. It almost makes you want to hate her, but you couldn’t, even if you tried.
Sex appeal: 10/10
Partner material: 7/10
Things not to say on a first date: “Personally I don’t believe a leopard can ever change its spots.”
SIDEBAR: On the Sidelines
These gorgeous girls were narrowly beaten to the top of the poll…
Ephiny
Ephiny is beautiful, courageous and strong, with gorgeous blonde curly hair. Despite her diminutive size, she always has a presence and stands out in a crowd, proving that small can be sexy too.
Hope
Hope looks like her mum, but don’t let that fool you! She may be dead sexy and look like butter wouldn’t melt in her perfectly formed mouth, but she just happens to be completely insane.
Najara
Cute, blonde crusader and religious zealot, Najara is proof that looks can indeed be deceiving. She may act all righteous, but her morals are questionable.
Lao Ma
Mysterious, exotic, powerful and wise, Lao Ma is a woman of substance, as beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside. Xena’s mentor, Lao Ma was much loved by many, including Xena herself.